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7 Most Badass Political Ideologies

Department of Memes recently published an article about the most cancerous political ideologies on the internet. Now, after it was requested by our readers, we have a list of the most High Energy belief systems we could find, presented in no particular order.

Here they are.

1. Hoppean Anarcho-Capitalism 

Not to to be concerned with open-borders lolbertarianism (think Anarchyball), Hoppean anarcho capitalism advocates strongly for the physical removal of communists, strong militia, purge of degeneracy, and is pragmatic in realizing that a true Ancap society is a pipe dream. Thus, libertarian principles are best applied to an already-functioning capitalist republic.

And the snake memes are pure fire.

2. White Identitarianism

BUT MUH RACISMS!

Calm down. White identitarianism is not national socialism or the KKK (though we’d take MoonMan on our side any day). In fact, it predates those groups by hundreds of years. It was how America was founded – the principle that the West is the best – and demographics play big league into the reasons why.

Without the white male there would be no great music, art, technology, internet, culture, or freedom of opportunity.

3. MGTOW

The Men Going Their Own Way movement gets a lot of flak from the right for its latent misogyny and identitarianism, but a lot of the major principles are based on fundamental truths of modern society.

Not to mention it’s a cool-sounding acronym.

4. Libertarian Nationalism

Strongly related to Hoppean Anarcho-Capitalism, but even more redpilled in that it immediately acknowledges the necessity of the state for border control and national defense.

5. Monarchy

Kings and queens and knights and emperors and halberds and broadswords, oh my! Most monarchists are LARPers but you can’t really blame them for dreaming about a simpler time, before transgender bathrooms and BLM and Bernie Sanders fucked everything up.

6. “Alt-Lite Cucks”

Alt-Lite is the only edgy ideology capable of getting large popular support in a general election, and it belongs here for that reason alone.

Not to mention the Alt-Lite are generally happier people.

7.  Right-Wing Populism


A very broad-spectrum movement that unites around two core beliefs: strong immigration laws and Western exceptionalism. RWP realizes that immigration is the core issue around which all other quality-of-life debates revolve.

National identity is integral to national success.

8 Ways To Sh*tpost IRL

We all love triggering lefties on social media with frog memes, but sometimes the meme necessitates weaponizing some autism in the real world.

Here a few ideas that aren’t too elaborate.

Any bodily or mental harm that may come to you or those around you as a result of taking this advice is definitely not our fault.

1. The Classic “REEEEEEE”

Channel your inner Pepe for a normie-level but satisfying release of pent-up frustration.

2. Wear MAGA Gear

Bonus points for purchasing and wearing GET merch.

3. Drop Redpills Whilst In The Middle Of Sexual Intercourse

We wrote a great article about this elsewhere.

4. Listen To Moonman In Public

Bonus points for blasting it out of your car in the middle of the hood.

5. Put Triple Parentheses Around Previous Employers On Job Applications

Chances are you’re probably right too.

6. In Your Best Alex Jones Voice, Inform People About Current Issues

You’re not okay with the globalists putting chemicals in the water to turn the friggin’ frogs gay, and you should let people know about this.

It’s also important to remind friends and coworkers that 1776 will commence again and that Bill Clinton is a rapist.

7. That Evil “Ok” Hand Sign

Lauren Southern

It’s a symbol of white supremacy in Nazi Drumpf’s America, don’t ya know.

8. And Finally, Let People Know When They’ve Disrespected Your Pronouns 

You didn’t choose to be born an attack helicopter trapped in a human’s body, and you need to make sure people check their heliphobe privilege.

Same goes if you sexually identify as Donald Trump and people refuse to accept your billionaire playboy status.

Good luck, and happy shitposting.

DANGEROUS By Milo: The Book That Was Banned

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Blunt. Rude. Tasteless. Terrible.

Those are some of the words you will read in most reviews of Milo Yiannopoulos’ new book, Dangerous.

What you won’t read about, however, is Yiannopoulos’ sincere admiration and love for American culture and values.

Dangerous is gushing with praise for American ideals, focusing mostly on Yiannopoulos’ personal favorite, freedom of speech.

Yiannopoulos kicks off with an explanation of the cultural mess the United States finds itself suffering through. Yiannopoulos illustrates how, step by step, college professors and academics groomed impressionable students to become leftist degenerates, and how weak Republicans allowed it to happen.

While establishment conservatives were too busy fighting wars and electing officials, leftists were fighting and winning the early battles of the culture war.

After Yiannopoulos provides a brief history of leftist degeneracy through his eyes, he addresses specific outlets of leftist culture. Black Lives Matter, Feminism, Islam, Gamergate, and even the Alt-Right all get their own dedicated chapters. His wit, humor, and utter disregard for the hurt feelings of leftists is a warm welcome in this world devoid of humor and meaningful self-expression.

But perhaps the most important message in the book, Yiannopoulos makes an appeal to college-age leftists. Many of them are apart of the left because it’s “counter-culture” and they want to “take down the establishment.”

Milo makes the argument the left is the establishment. If someone wants to be apart of a counter-culture rebellion and stick it to the man, they must become a conservative, or in his words, “at least a libetarian.”

Because the right wing is where the fun is.

If you’re looking for an explanation as to who Yiannopoulos is and why he believes what he believes, buy this book. More importantly, if you know someone who was raised to be a centrist or a leftist, buy this book and force them to read it.

Even if you hate Yiannopoulos, buy this book.  

At the very least, readers walk away with an understanding of one of the most culturally significant and successful conservatives of the current year.

You can order Milo Yiannopoulos’ Dangerous on Amazon. It is available on Kindle and in hard cover.

Full disclosure: Department of Memes gets a fraction of a shekel for each book bought through this link.

 

Leftists Are Apparently Defacing, Licking Public Toilets To Protest Trump


According to 4chan and Reddit users, the newest, edgiest way to protest President Trump is to deface and lick a public toilet.

A reverse image search shows no evidence these are fakes, and frankly, doesn’t it seem like something the left would do? A few months ago they were threatening to cut their dicks off to protest the border wall.

The phenomenon was first documented by a Reddit user yesterday, and absolutely no explanation has been offered by anyone.

Surprisingly, 4chan also had no idea what was happening. This is not another example of “bleed for equality” or “piss for equality” psychological warfare.

If you have any idea what is happening here, or in the minds of these very unwell people, please let us know. This is some seriously weird shit.

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