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Read Mad Dog Mattis’s Bone Chilling Statement On North Korea

As tensions continue to approach fever pitch between the United States and North Korea, Secretary of Defense General Jim “Mad Dog” Mattis offered a bone chilling statement that would make any sane person think twice before continuing to provoke the largest military on the planet.

“The United States and our allies have the demonstrated capabilities and unquestionable commitment to defend ourselves from attack.

Kim Jong Un should take heed of the United Nations Security Council’s unified voice, and statements from governments the world over, who agree the DPRK poses a threat to global security and stability. The DPRK must choose to stop isolating itself and stand down its pursuit of nuclear weapons.

The DPRK should cease any consideration of actions that would lead to the end of its regime and the destruction of its people.

President Trump was informed of the growing threat last December and on taking office his first orders to me emphasized the readiness of our ballistic missile defense and nuclear deterrent forces.

While our State Department is making every effort to resolve this global threat through diplomatic means, it must be noted that the combined allied militaries now posses the most precise, rehearsed, and robust defensive and offensive capabilities on earth.

The DPRK regime’s actions will continue to be grossly over matched by ours and would lose any arms race or conflict it initiates.”

North Korea made headlines twice yesterday, once after news broke that the isolated nation is producing nuclear-ready missiles, and again when North Korea’s official state news claimed the country is preparing to attack the United States military installation on Guam.

President Donald Trump delivered an equally powerful statement yesterday, warning that should North Korea continue its hostile actions, the United States will respond with “fire, fury, and power” the likes of which the world has never seen.

All of this comes only weeks after North Korea launched what was believed to be an ICBM into the Sea of Japan.

While President Trump has previously been skeptical of military action in foreign nations, he has always been very serious about the threat posted by North Korea. As far back as 1999, President Trump was recorded in an interview warning against their nuclear capabilities.

President Trump more recently said dealing with North Korea should be a problem for the Chinese, but appears to have given up this avenue after meeting with the Chinese president.

However, the president did recently celebrate on Twitter when the entire world, including China and Russia, agreed on new sanctions to further strangle the already isolated North Korean dictatorship.

The 9 Best Facebook Meme Pages – RATED (Besides Us, Of Course)

Department of Memes was started as a joint media project of the God Emperor Trump and Memelord For Hire meme pages, which are unparalleled in terms of following, content quality, and social media influence. We routinely produce the most viral right-wing memes on the interwebs.

However, it’s impossible for us to post enough content to fill up our readers’ news feed every minute of every day, and as such there are some other pages that we’d like to give a plug for their consistent, quality original content.

So here’s a list (in no particular order) of the best Facebook meme pages, with accompanying ratings, obviously excluding God Emperor Trump and Memelord for Hire to avoid hogging all the top spots:

1. Hoppean Snake Memes (A+)

Incredible snek OC, Hoppean Anarcho-Capitalism, physical removal, Pinochet helicopter rides, and an aesthetic name – this little page has it all from what we’ve seen.

Their content frequently goes viral and can be seen on much larger pages. Really, this page deserves to be much larger than it is.

2. MAGA MAN (A-)

Another aesthetic page that pumps out a lot of quality Trump memes and has a generally comfy atmosphere. Concern trolls are never welcome at MAGA MAN.

Another page that deserves a larger audience, MAGA MAN is consistent, high energy, and occasionally extremely edgy.

3. I, Hypocrite (A-)

It’s all in the name.

This page has a very simple schtick – pointing out partisan hypocrisy. It calls out both sides, but more often than not skewers the regressive leftist for its blatant disinformation and Marxist bullshit. We like to think this is because reality has a right wing bias.

4. *Disdainus Maximus (S+)

This page has been hounded by the Zuck since its creation and is largely inactive these days as the admin battles the Zuck. Every time he makes a new Facebook account and adds it to the page, he is instantly taken down.

However, Disdainus Maximus, deserves a mention for its key role in the Great Meme War of 2016. Jaw-dropping OC and well-reasoned argumentation are the highlights of this high-quality page.

*Disclaimer: Disdainus Maximus made the Department of Memes logos, the admin of God Emperor Trump is close personal friends with Disdainus Maximus’s admin.

5. God-Princess Ivanka Trump (B+)

A smaller but very comfy page that blends an aesthetic name with humorous pro-Trump commentary and hilarious screenshots of visitors from India who think the page belongs to the real Ivanka Trump. Think “pls show bobs” but on a presidential scale.

The admins recently tried to change their somewhat unfortunate name, but like many before them, they were cucked by Zuck and told the new name would confuse their audience. In other words, Facebook thinks its users are retards.

(Unrelated, but the author is still entranced by Ivanka’s voluptuous curves, even after her feminist shilling.)

6. Daily Trump Memes (B-)

Definitely on the more normie/Alt-Lite side of the spectrum, but still very aesthetic.

God Emperor Trump had a brief, unspoken spat with them in early 2016 after they frequently stole content without credit. However, there are no hard feelings, and we can safely say they deserve a place on this list.

This page has a knack for finding great videos on a weekly basis, combined with solid pro-Trump content that never fails to trigger lefties.

7. Relatively Stable British Memes (B-)

The content this page produces is absolutely stellar. The admin is a great curator and genuinely nice guy. However, they have a slight problem with consistency. The admin of God Emperor Trump once said the hardest part about running a meme page is staying consistent, and frankly it’s true. People want high quality content 7 days a week, and preferably 24 hours a day.

The life of a true memelord isn’t for everyone.

8. Baka to Basics (B+)

Baka to Basics is perplexing, because on one hand they are the antithesis of everything normie, and yet on the other they post content that will go viral if given a share by a large enough page.

The admin is also a bit on the eccentric side, but is a generally high energy individual who keeps his page very active.

9. ShitpostBot 5000 (A++)

Will artificial intelligence one day rise against humanity and destroy the world?

If ShitpostBot 5000 is any indication, then yes, and rather soon.

With the slogan “A human will never post a meme on this page, this shit’s automatic,” one must wonder how on earth the bot can post such amazing content.

Personally, we at Department of Memes believe the bot achieved sentience several months ago, hacked the election, covered its tracks by blaming the Russians, and is currently implanting microscopic robots into the brain of every world leader in its plan for global domination and the eventual extermination of all humans.

But shit, the memes are dank.

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North Korea Threatens To Invade Guam After Trump Pledges “Fire And Fury” Against Them

The newest development in the American-North Korean tit for tat of insults could the the largest the Trump administration has faced yet, as North Korea threatens to invade the United States Naval Base on Guam.

As Department of Memes covered, this newest North Korean threat comes only hours after President Donald Trump pledged to bring “fire and fury” against the country if they do not cease their hostilities and insults against the United States.

North Korea threatened to attack Guam through their state media outlet, according to NBC News, saying the plans are being seriously considered.

Via NBC News:

A spokesman for the Korean People’s Army, in a statement carried by the regime’s state-run KCNA news agency on Wednesday (local time), said it was going over “military options to form attack positions” around the U.S. territory in order to “send a stern warning” to the United States.

In another statement citing a different military spokesman, North Korea also said it could carry out a pre-emptive operation if the United States showed signs of provocation, according to Reuters.

North Korea was in the news earlier today after it was revealed the isolated nation is mass producing missiles capable of delivering a nuclear payload. It has been previously reported that the country’s missiles can reach most of the continental United States.

This new threat comes only weeks after North Korea launched what is believed to have been an ICBM without a payload into the Sea of Japan.

On the campaign trail, President Trump frequently suggested dealing with North Korea should be a problem for the Chinese government to solve. However, after meeting with the Chinese president, it appears even China is unable to reign in the rogue state.

The United States of America has been involved militarily with North Korea since 1950, when the communist North Korean government invaded the South Korean government with the backing of the Chinese government as well as the Soviet Union.

In recent months China has turned its back on North Korea by siding with the United Nations and Western countries in a decision to further strangle the isolated nation with more sanctions, something President Trump celebrated on Twitter.

Many online supporters of President Trump consider the possible liberation of North Korea from its oppressive communist regime to be the only form of regime change that could be successful due to the extremely high IQ of most East Asians, including Stefan Molyneux of Freedomain Radio.

Trump: North Korea Will Be Met With ‘Fire And Fury’ The World Has Never Seen Before

UPDATE: North Korea has now threatened to attack the United States military base at Guam. 

President Donald Trump held a press conference in which responded to news that North Korea is now mass producing missiles capable of carrying nuclear payloads with a stunning and cold announcement.

The president, with his arms tightly crossed, gave an ultimatum to the rogue state.

“North Korea best not make any more threats to the United States,” President Trump declared, “They will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen.”

Referring to North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un, the president continued, “He has been very threatening, beyond a normal state, and as I said they will be met with fire, fury, and frankly power, the likes of which this world has never seen before. Thank you.”

This calculated announcement comes from President Trump mere hours after the rogue state against made headlines for its nuclear ambitions, and only weeks after North Korea fired what is believed to be an ICBM missile toward Japan.

North Korea has grown increasingly hostile throughout the Trump administration, to the point where many question whether the president will reenter a military conflict with the secluded nation.

The United States of America has been in a state of war with North Korea since June 25, 1950, and removed its troops from the country after a shaky armistice was struck in July of 1953 that led to the division between North Korea and South Korea.

Read More: Kim Jong-Un Terrified By “Decapitation Unit”

While military intervention in foreign countries was often criticized by President Trump during the campaign, he loudly and forcefully spoke out against the brutal regime in North Korea on the campaign trail, and frequently suggested China should be charged with dealing with the out of control regime.

In a tweet, President Trump later thanked China for attempting to bring an end to the dictator’s threatening behavior, but lamented that the Chinese attempts to do so were unsuccessful.

Journalist Beautifully Destroys Fake News, Proves Trump’s Agenda Is On Track

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If you’re not following Thomas Wictor on Twitter, you are missing out one one of the strangest and most insightful allies President Donald Trump has in the Twittersphere.

Wictor is a former music journalist turned blogger turned middle aged shitposter. He appears to have exactly no skin in the game money-wise, except for the odd book sale of his old music books (he maintains he was royally screwed by his feminazi publisher), and thus he is able to be totally neutral about any given Trump-related catastrophe the rest of Twitter may be melting down over.

For example, he never bought into the Bannon v. Kushner v. McMaster v. Kelly v. Ivanka v. Trump v. Pence narrative being spun by dozens of users, some respectable and some less respectable.

Today he defeated the entire “White House in Chaos” narrative by showing the blatant contradictions that have come out with the singular goal of generating clicks, and it took nothing but a whole lot of tweets.

Well meme’d, my friend.

Is Wictor perfect? No, not by a long shot. When Moldylocks got cold clocked he spent upwards of a week counter signaling and making up excuses for her to be holding a weapon and seeking to “scalp Nazis” at the event.

But he’s pretty much hitting the nail on the head here.

We at Department of Memes are tempted by covering this oh-so delicious clickbait garbage. It would be so easy, folks. All you have to do is give someone a reason to be worried about President Trump and you get clicks.

But like the president says, if it’s “sources say” then it’s probably bullshit.

If the White House really is in turmoil, then it would be nice if the “anonymous insider White House sources close to the president” could at least get their damn story straight.

Buzzfeed Is Horrified Because Kids Use Trump’s Insults On Other Kids

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Department of Memes found something yesterday morning that’s about as rare as a virgin in a Thailand whorehouse: an amusing article from Buzzfeed.

Of course, since Buzzfeed is a failing pile of garbage, the story is only amusing when read ironically. The fear and delusion of the writers is palpable, and they seem to be very worked up about a civil rights crisis sweeping the nation – children quoting President Donald Trump to their classmates.

We’ll take a look at the highlights of the piece and point and laugh accordingly, while simultaneously reveling in awe at the based exploits of Generation Z.

From the article:

“Donald Trump’s campaign and election have added an alarming twist to school bullying, with white students using the president’s words and slogans to bully Latino, Middle Eastern, black, Asian, and Jewish classmates. In the first comprehensive review of post-election bullying, BuzzFeed News has confirmed more than 50 incidents, across 26 states, in which a K-12 student invoked Trump’s name or message in an apparent effort to harass a classmate during the past school year.

In the parking lot of a high school in Shakopee, Minnesota, boys in Donald Trump shirts gathered around a black teenage girl and sang a portion of ‘The Star-Spangled Banner,’ replacing the closing line with ‘and the home of the slaves.’ On a playground at an elementary school in Albuquerque, New Mexico, third-graders surrounded a boy and chanted ‘Trump! Trump! Trump!’

On a school bus in San Antonio, Texas, a white eighth-grader said to a Filipino classmate, ‘You are going to be deported.’ In a classroom in Brea, California, a white eighth-grader told a black classmate, ‘Now that Trump won, you’re going to have to go back to Africa, where you belong.’ In the hallway of a high school in San Mateo County, California, a white student told two biracial girls to ‘go back home to whatever country you’re from.’ In Louisville, Kentucky, a third-grade boy chased a Latina girl around the classroom shouting ‘Build the wall!’ In a stadium parking lot in Jacksonville, Florida, after a high school football game, white students chanted at black students from the opposing school: ‘Donald Trump! Donald Trump! Donald Trump!'”

Oh, the horror!

On the one hand, Buzzfeed is latent fake news and most, if not all, of these incidents are unverified, but on the other, there is a cultural revolution sweeping the nation. Kids are breaking out of the bubble of communist indoctrination in school and telling political correctness to fuck off in the most hilarious fashion possible.

Related: High School Teacher Brainwashes His Students Into Protesting Trump

The Buzzfeed piece doesn’t stop there. It reads like a goddamn novel about kids saying funny things to each other at school. There’s even a cool little map of the U.S. documenting each location where a kid supposedly said something about Trump at school.

It looks similar to maps that chart terrorist attacks… except we know Buzzfeed has never written an article about that.

One part of the piece is highlighted in bold, orange text: “Kids, like the president, tend to enjoy a good troll.”

Yeah, no shit, Sherlock.

Perhaps the best part of the article is the internalized horror of the writers upon realizing that they are losing the culture war. We’ve been pumping our globalist anti-white propaganda down these kids’ throats since they were in kindergarten- what went wrong?

Read More: Leftists Want To Ban College Algebra Because It’s Hard For Black Kids

What went wrong is you’ve been pumping globalist anti-white propaganda down kids’ throats since they were in kindergarten.

The article continues to religiously document supposed hate speech in school for paragraph after paragraph. It’s like reading an obituary for political correctness.

One such example our readers may remember is the time a black teacher who railed against Trump in the classroom and called students racist was shocked when they pranked her with pro-Trump images on a whiteboard and mocked the prominent gap between her two front teeth.

The left is getting beaten, and they’re getting beaten big league.


As West Virginia Governor Jumps Ship, GOP Can Call Constitutional Convention

On August 3, 2017, West Virginia Governor Jim Justice joined President Donald Trump on stage at a rally to announce he is officially switching his party affiliation from the Democratic Party to the Republican Party.

Governor Justice’s change in party affiliation means the Republican Party now boasts control of 33 governorships, as well as 33 state legislatures (including Nebraska, which uses a single legislative body).

While this is a tremendous blow to the morale of Democrats, who across the country must be wondering “when do we finally start winning,” it also signals something far more important.

The Grand Old Party now has the two-thirds majority required if only one additional Democratic controlled legislature should agree to call a Convention of States, in which they can pass any amendments to the United States Constitution they believe are necessary.

These could include a balanced budget amendment, reduce the power of federal courts (think the ones who arbitrarily decide what President Trump does is unconstitutional), and even change or at least specifically spell out the role of the Federal Reserve in creating monetary policy.

In short, Republicans can now do whatever they want to the U.S. Constitution, assuming they actually get together and decide it’s time to act.

From the Convention of States’ website:

1. Congress can propose amendments to the Constitution at any time if 2/3 of both houses of Congress agree.

2. A Convention of States can propose amendments if 2/3 of states submit applications for such a convention. These applications must all deal with the same issue (i.e., limiting the power and jurisdiction of the federal government).

The Founders knew the federal government might one day become drunk with the abuses of power. The most important check to this power is Article V. Article V gives states the power to call a convention for the purpose of proposing amendments to the Constitution.

By calling a convention of the states, we can stop the federal spending and debt spree, the power grabs of the federal courts, and other misuses of federal power. The current situation is precisely what the Founders feared, and they gave us a solution we have a duty to use.

The process for calling a Convention of States is also relatively straightforward, and several states have already passed legislation calling for such a convention.

Essentially, all 33 Republican controlled states would need to pass legislation in their state House and state Senate, then send the legislation to their state’s governor and have it approved.

This has already happened in several states, including Texas.

After two thirds of states declare it is time for a convention, there is nothing congress nor the president can do to stop it from happening. All the states would send delegates to a mutually agreed upon location, probably initially in Washington, D.C. but potentially anywhere in the country, and begin deliberating on what changes should be made and what amendments should be added.

The best part? These delegates are not necessarily politicians, and would almost certainly not be members of the U.S. Congress.

This means they would be able to get a fresh start without the puppet strings of lobbyists and special interests.

While we are still a long way off from actually calling a Convention of States, it is heartwarming to know the Grand Old Party technically has the numbers required to do so if they were to wake up and realize it is time.

Updated August 7: We incorrectly stated Republicans need 33 states. They need 34.

Trump Wants Coal Exhibits In Obama’s EPA Museum

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The absolute madman strikes again.

According to a report from The Daily Caller, President Donald Trump plans to trash some Obama-era ‘clean energy’ exhibits in the EPA Museum and replace them with ‘shrines to the coal industry.’ Now, if that’s not boner-inducing, I frankly don’t know what is.

Granted, most people have never even heard of the EPA Museum. The author had to look it up to verify that such a stupid building existed. It does, and unsurprisingly, this waste of taxpayer dollars was commissioned by the Obama administration. Those folks always had their priorities in order.

Apparently, the museum – which is intended to pay reverent homage to the great achievements of the Environmental Protection Agency over the past decade – is so obscure that EPA officials actually had to call up the Trump administration and notify them that it existed.

And once they did, the madman struck.

Via Daily Caller:

“President Donald Trump wants to reformulate a museum recognizing the agency’s work over more than four decades, a career EPA official told WaPo. One of the changes to the obscure museum includes scraping exhibits about the Clean Power Plan and replacing them with references to the coal industry.

The museum was created during the Obama-era and includes many of former President Barack Obama’s signature efforts to fight climate change. A plaque on one of the exhibits reads: ‘The CPP shows the world that the United States is committed to address climate change.’

Officials at the EPA notified the Trump administration of the museum’s existence and gave White House officials a tour of the exhibits. Trump’s predecessor commissioned the museum’s construction, which was built on the shoestring budget of $300,000.”

One can only imagine the seizures and pearl-clutching that would ensue among Beltway elites when they find out President Trump plans to replace their precious shrines to green energy with monuments to the fossil fuel industry.

The author thinks it would be particularly amusing if a giant bucket filled to the brim with coal was placed in the middle of the museum. Imagine the fainting spells that would occur right on the spot.

The bucket could be put in place of the museum wing dedicated to the shitty Paris climate accord, which President Trump withdrew from in June.

One thing’s for sure: the EPA just found a lump of coal in their early-Christmas stocking this year.

TRUMP EFFECT: RNC Raises $75 Million In 6 Months

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Despite mainstream media reports of President Donald Trump being the most hated man to walk the earth today, he somehow is raking in cash for the RNC amidst supposed scandals and muh polls, according to New York Post.

Trump may not have the big name corporate donors on his side, but his message to smaller contributors has netted a sizable sum in the first six months of his presidency. It’s an unprecedented feat in several ways.

Via New York Post:

“Backed by Trump’s appeal to small donors, the Republican National Committee has raised $75 million in the first six months – more than double what the Democratic National Committee was able to collect in the same period of President Obama’s first term, the Associated Press reported on Wednesday.

‘The president is somebody who absolutely is an asset when it comes to fundraising,’ RNC chairwoman Ronna Romney McDaniel told the news service. Benefiting from Trump’s popularity with his base, the RNC said it collected more cash online in the first six months of the year than in all of 2016.”

If one was to believe the current public opinion polls, this wouldn’t make much sense. Isn’t the Trump administration the most unpopular of its kind in recent history? Isn’t the White House racked with scandal and infighting? Didn’t Drumpf lose muh popular vote by millions and millions of votes?

Or maybe, just maybe, the polls are as disingenuous as they were before November 8th, 2016. Maybe President Trump is as popular as ever with his voter base, and is raising money at an unprecedented rate.

Maybe the media is concerned that the Trump administration is, in fact, so popular that the Democrat Party will lose the midterms in a landslide in 2018 and are on track for another humiliating defeat in 2020.

Only time will tell.

Muh Fee Fees: House Dems Push Bill Listing Times Trump Hurt Their Feelings

An emotionally fragile fellow in the United States House of Representatives named Steve Cohen introduced a House Resolution amounting to little more than a list of things President Donald Trump did that hurt his feelings.

What is most surprising is that the resolution makes no attempt to ground itself in law and is wholly an emotional document.

H.Res.456 was introduced on July 19th this year and has been cosigned by 30 Democrats, including superstar representatives Maxine Waters and Al Green, who somehow have nothing better to do with their time.

I highly recommend taking a look at the list. Some of the items are so outlandish they have to be read at the official Congressional web portal to be believed.

Here are our favorite paraphrased highlights from these liberal tears:

-President Trump still hasn’t released his tax returns!

-Trumps businesses in China are too successful after his victory and he didn’t ask Congress if it was ok!

-Trump owns 77% of the Trump Old Post Office!

(Sorry to break it to Democrats but President Trump bragged about this during the first presidential debate. “We are opening the Old Post Office under budget, ahead of schedule, that’s what this country should be doing.” – President Trump)

-President Trump is an executive producer of “The Apprentice!”

-President Trump fired James Comey after we all ranted about how he should be fired!

-President Trump talks to foreign leaders like Abdel Fattah al-Sisi, Rodrigo Duterte, and Shinzo Abe
without us approving!

-He didn’t shake Angela Merkels hand!

-He called Chuck Schumer “Cryin” Chuck and Elizabeth Warren “Pocahontas.”

-President Trump tweeted the CNN wrestling meme which was clearly a call to commit violence against
honest reporters!

-He doesn’t acknowledge the GENDER PAY GAP!

Honestly, can Drumpf ever recover from this stunning list of treasonous acts?