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Welfare Migrants Are Hiding Under Freight Trains To Get Into Germany (VIDEO)

According to a shocking report from the New York Post, economic migrants are in such a fervor to get a taste of Germany’s delicious welfare funds they are risking life, limb, and property while hiding under trains to gain access to the European nation.

The video quotes a German immigration official, who says in the first few days of August the authorities have already detained 20 migrants under trains, and caught over 100 during the month of July.

According to the same official, only 20 migrants were found stowing away under the trains during the first six months of 2017.

The crossings are happening near the Austrian border. Migrants are eagerly attempting to gain access to Germany after it has become glorified as an oasis to economic migrants with no skills or money due to its luxurious welfare programs.

Read More: Italy Is Sending Warships To Intercept Migrants Off Libyan Coast

The trains themselves move at a breakneck speed, often over 90 miles per hour, and to make matters worse for the migrants, most of them are only wearing t-shirts in the frequently subzero temperatures.

Germany has become so desperate to catch the migrants they are employing spot checkers to gaze under the trains as they arrive and depart from stations, and use helicopters with heat detecting cameras to detect stowaways from above.

Blowing away the myth that these refugees are fleeing the Syrian civil war, the migrants are “reportedly coming from Somalia, Nigeria, and the Ivory Coast.”

According to the video, “Germany used to be a promised land for refugees,” but several months of push back from Germans who are tired of the rapes, assaults, and petty crimes the migrants brought with them this is no longer the case.

“Tougher border controls have led to thousands risking their lives to cross into the country.”

Read More: Turkish Soldiers Force Migrants To Dress In Women’s Clothes

While most leftists will see this video and give a heartfelt sad react, many on the right who have followed the trail of crime left in the wake of migrants throughout Europe will likely greet this information with a shrug.

It’s about time Germany get serious about protecting its people. We at Department of Memes only hope it’s not too late.

Google Fired Engineer Who Wrote Infamous ‘Echo Chamber’ Memo Because They Are One

Recently a formerly anonymous employee at Google sent out a memo where he expressed some concern about how the company tends to create an “ideological echo chamber.” The author primarily attempts to address certain biases that Google has that doesn’t allow for an open and honest conversation.

The most controversial part of the memo describes the inherent biological differences between men and women, and because of that we shouldn’t assume they’ll always act similar or make similar choices.

However, the author goes out of his way to explain that he doesn’t think that we should treat people based on their population trends and that we should instead treat them as individuals. He simply uses the data to provide an explanation as to why women aren’t as well represented in the tech industry.

Naturally, Google did the rational thing and immediately fired the man behind the memo, even though an internal poll showed that most of the employees generally agreed with what the memo said. This shows that employees at Google are scared to speak their minds for fear of being fired.

Google is a private company and can do as they please (within reasonable limits), however, it’s completely dishonest of them to pretend that they don’t have an extreme bias against conservative opinions while they continue to censor conservatives on both Google and YouTube.

You can read the full memo here.

As far as protecting free speech, Google does not have a good track record.

Google’s company, YouTube, has a bad habit of demonetizing “controversial” videos (apparently pro-refugee propaganda is not controversial). Really, they demonetize videos that even hold a hint of conservative values.

According to an interview from Breitbart, a formal Google employee has revealed that Google tries to censor anti-PC content on Google.

Google has even announced that YouTube will be teaming up with the ADL to target “hate speech”, the same people who declared Pepe The Frog a hate symbol.

What do you think? Drop a comment down below and keep the conversation going!

Evangelical Pastor Says “God Has Given Trump Authority To Take Out Kim Jong Un”

President Donald Trump received the green light earlier this week on Tuesday from a renowned clergyman to bring down the wrath of God on North Korea, CBN reports.

Robert Jeffress is an Evangelical Southern Baptist pastor and spiritual mentor to President Trump, and he didn’t hold back in a statement about the current tensions with North Korea, commenting, “God has endowed rulers full power to use whatever means necessary – including war – to stop evil.”

Strong words indeed.

Jeffress continued: “In the case of North Korea, God has given Trump authority to take out Kim Jong-UnI’m heartened to see that our president – contrary to what we’ve seen from past administrations, who have taken, at best, a sheepish stance towards dictators and oppressors – will not tolerate any threat against the American people.”

Here is Jeffress’ full statement:

“When it comes to how we should deal with evil doers, the Bible, in the book of Romans, is very clear: God has endowed rulers full power to use whatever means necessary — including war — to stop evil.

In the case of North Korea, God has given Trump authority to take out Kim Jong-Un. I’m heartened to see that our president — contrary to what we’ve seen with past administrations who have taken, at best, a sheepish stance toward dictators and oppressors — will not tolerate any threat against the American people.

When President Trump draws a red line, he will not erase it, move it, or back away from it. Thank God for a President who is serious about protecting our country.”

Jeffress’ admonition comes during escalating tensions with the Kim Jong Un regime, and after President Trump vowed that North Korea would be met with “fire and fury like the world has never seen” if they continued aggressions against the United States and her allies.

In addition to divine permission, Department of Memes published a list of 8 reasons why President Trump should bomb the hell out of North Korea earlier today.

8 Reasons We Should Bomb The Sh*t Out Of North Korea

Inb4 “North Korea is Best Korea you Zionist shill.”

Fuck off.

1. They’ve Had It Coming

North Korean Generals in 1946

North Korea has a long and repulsive history of committing acts of war against the United States, spurred on by feelings of invincibility from backup by China and weak U.S. leadership.

Examples following the Korean War include the attack on the USS Pueblo, the EC-121 shootdown incident, the Korean DMZ Conflict, and numerous unlawful detentions of U.S. citizens in prison camps over the past fifty years.

It’s time for them to feel Uncle Sam’s big cock for once.

2. We’ve Had To Whip Them Into Line Before

The Korean War was not the first time the United States has had to put a boot up Korea’s ass.

In 1871, the Korean Expedition was undertaken to punish Korea for attacking a U.S. merchant steamer that had been sent to negotiate a trade treaty.

Read More: Sec Def Mattis Warns North Korea This Could Mean The End Of Its Regime

In the expedition, Korea was thoroughly humiliated, losing over 200 men compared to three American casualties. It was the type of imperialistic smack down that made us a feared player on the world stage in the days before globalist virtue signalling.

3. Yes, They Are A Threat

Image Credit: Johannes Barre

North Korea does indeed technically have the capability to strike the U.S. mainland, which is why the threats they make now are a lot more serious than in previous years.

In comments sections you may run across concern shills claiming that North Korea is actually an amazing sovereign nation, and that “neocon Drumpf” actually wants to slaughter their pure-hearted innocent citizens to set up banks or some shit.

These people should be duct-taped to the first MOABs dropped on Pyongyang.

4. Speaking Of MOABs

The Mother Of All Bombs has a 15-year shelf life, and 20 of them were made in 2003.

The Trump Administration already demonstrated the abilities of the MOAB earlier this year by dropping it on ISIS. No reason to let the rest of the Mothers go to waste.

5. Kim Jong Un Is A Fat Sack Of Shit

Image Credit: HarryCane

This should be enough, honestly.

6. FREEDOM!

When was the last time we honestly had a “Woo-hah America!” moment in our military action in the last forty years. Outside of a few assassinations of jihadi scum, our foreign policy has largely consisted of corporate wars and interventionism – bombing aspirin factories and building soccer field for little Muslim brats.

It’s about time we did something big on the world stage for our own self-interest, and flipped off the globalist scum at the UN.

7. It Might Be Time To Change The World

“Omigod Memelord For Hire are you actually advocating for nuclear war you sick bastard?!?”

Not necessarily, but something needs to change.

Read More: North Korea Threatens To Attack Guam After Trump Pledges “Fire And Fury” Against Them

The matrix we are stuck in at the moment is not working. The bountiful abundance of peace and economic prosperity has fostered cultural Marxist attitudes that threaten to disembowel the West from the inside out.

With no foreign adversaries to confront, our government has turned to spying on and enslaving its own citizens.

This isn’t just 1984, this is Aldous Huxley’s Brave New World, something big has to change if we are rebuild the greatness of Western society.

8. Unlike 70-IQ Goathumpers In The Middle East, Koreans Are Very, Very Smart

There is a wide body of research that suggests democracy and capitalism only work when a population has a high enough IQ, specifically, one in the lower 90s on average. It goes without saying that after centuries of cousin marrying and brother fucking, the shit-tier Middle Eastern countries the United States tried to force democracy on do not meet this criteria.

Think of some of the nations the Allies liberated during World War 2. Specifically, think about West Germany. It turned into an economic powerhouse and became one of the richest countries in the world once it got a little good old fashioned American freedom.

Here’s the think. Koreans, and East Asians in general, are even smarter than Germans on average.

A united Korea, or even just a liberated North Korea, could be the best, richest ally the United States has ever had.

Read Mad Dog Mattis’s Bone Chilling Statement On North Korea

As tensions continue to approach fever pitch between the United States and North Korea, Secretary of Defense General Jim “Mad Dog” Mattis offered a bone chilling statement that would make any sane person think twice before continuing to provoke the largest military on the planet.

“The United States and our allies have the demonstrated capabilities and unquestionable commitment to defend ourselves from attack.

Kim Jong Un should take heed of the United Nations Security Council’s unified voice, and statements from governments the world over, who agree the DPRK poses a threat to global security and stability. The DPRK must choose to stop isolating itself and stand down its pursuit of nuclear weapons.

The DPRK should cease any consideration of actions that would lead to the end of its regime and the destruction of its people.

President Trump was informed of the growing threat last December and on taking office his first orders to me emphasized the readiness of our ballistic missile defense and nuclear deterrent forces.

While our State Department is making every effort to resolve this global threat through diplomatic means, it must be noted that the combined allied militaries now posses the most precise, rehearsed, and robust defensive and offensive capabilities on earth.

The DPRK regime’s actions will continue to be grossly over matched by ours and would lose any arms race or conflict it initiates.”

North Korea made headlines twice yesterday, once after news broke that the isolated nation is producing nuclear-ready missiles, and again when North Korea’s official state news claimed the country is preparing to attack the United States military installation on Guam.

President Donald Trump delivered an equally powerful statement yesterday, warning that should North Korea continue its hostile actions, the United States will respond with “fire, fury, and power” the likes of which the world has never seen.

All of this comes only weeks after North Korea launched what was believed to be an ICBM into the Sea of Japan.

While President Trump has previously been skeptical of military action in foreign nations, he has always been very serious about the threat posted by North Korea. As far back as 1999, President Trump was recorded in an interview warning against their nuclear capabilities.

President Trump more recently said dealing with North Korea should be a problem for the Chinese, but appears to have given up this avenue after meeting with the Chinese president.

However, the president did recently celebrate on Twitter when the entire world, including China and Russia, agreed on new sanctions to further strangle the already isolated North Korean dictatorship.

Indian Man LARPs As Black To Get Accepted Into College, Calls Affirmative Action Racist

In one of the most bizarre and darkly humorous episodes of political correctness being turned around on its head, an Indian man has come forward to tell his story of posing as a black man to get into med school.

Vijay Chokal-Ingam, brother of “The Mindy Project” actress Mindy Kaling, has penned an op-ed for the New York Post detailing his successful strategy to exploit the retarded collegiate affirmative action system by pretending to be “one of the brothas.”

He changed his name on applications, shaved his head and eyelashes, and joined black student groups. The results were shocking.

Via New York Post:

“In the early 1990s, the Division of Community and Minority Programs of the Association of American Medical Colleges devised Project 3,000 by 2000. This program set the quantitative target (a quota — official or unofficial) of increasing minority enrollment in US medical schools from 1,584 to 3,000 between 1990 to 2000.
Many medical schools, including St. Louis University, where I eventually attended, jumped on this program. But the question was whether, in order to achieve their quantitative goal, medical schools were compromising their academic standards, or were they simply going to aggressively recruit minority students? The work of Ward Connerly and Ellen and Jerry Cook suggested that many of the medical schools, especially those in the University of California system, chose the former option. The data suggested that the medical schools were discriminating against their Asian-American and white students and in favor of their black and Hispanic applicants.

I may not have studied all that hard in my economics and statistics classes, but I knew enough to realize that anecdotal evidence was not enough to draw valuable conclusions. I had to work the problem. I studied the statistics and data made public by the Association of American Medical Colleges and came to a surprising conclusion. The data suggested that an Indian-American with my grades (3.1 GPA) and test scores (31 MCAT) was unlikely to gain admission to medical school, but an African-American with the same grades and test scores had a high probability of admission.”

Despite Chokal-Ingam’s middling GPA, he stood a high chance of being accepted by posing as a dindu, due to the discriminatory and unethical race quotas used at most STEM schools.

He goes on:

“While I wasn’t able to pin down the exact number, I reasonably calculated that African-American or Hispanic applicants had as much as a 30 to 40 percent better chance of acceptance than I. This number left me speechless — but it also started my wheels turning.

I ran across a newspaper article about Rommel Nobay, an Indian who lied about being black to gain admission into medical school. Nobay got caught because he lied about a bunch of other stuff on his application, such as being a National Merit Scholar — not because he lied about his race. Light bulb. I wondered if I could pull it off by being completely honest about everything except, of course, my . . . race.

I shaved my head, trimmed my long Indian eyelashes, joined the University of Chicago’s Organization of Black Students (a black friend ran it, knew my scam and got me in) and began applying to medical schools as a black man. I transposed my middle name with my first name and became Jojo, the African-American applicant.”

And that was all it took to get accepted.

The modern education system does not value competence, intelligence, integrity, or perseverance. All that matters is how dark your skin is and how much you can bitch and moan about being a victim.
Chokal-Ingam goes on to express remorse for his deceptive behavior, and concludes with a dire warning about the consequences of affirmative action policies:

“I am not convinced that affirmative action fully benefits the underprivileged. In my application to medical school, I disclosed that my mother was a doctor, my dad an architect, that I drove a nice car, that I didn’t receive financial aid and that I grew up in an affluent section of Boston. I didn’t even say that I was ‘disadvantaged.’ Yet medical schools such as Case Western Reserve University considered me one of their ‘affirmative-action candidates.’

My middle-class white girlfriend asked me, ‘How did a campus rich kid become a candidate for affirmative action?’ Good question.

Second, I think that affirmative action tends to promote racial resentment and perpetuates negative stereotypes. Some Asian-Americans and whites believe they are the victims of affirmative-action discrimination and can feel resentment about it. Affirmative action also furthers negative stereotypes about the professionalism and competency of African-American, Native American, and Hispanic professionals by making it seem like they need special treatment.

Is this really the best solution?”

The 9 Best Facebook Meme Pages – RATED (Besides Us, Of Course)

Department of Memes was started as a joint media project of the God Emperor Trump and Memelord For Hire meme pages, which are unparalleled in terms of following, content quality, and social media influence. We routinely produce the most viral right-wing memes on the interwebs.

However, it’s impossible for us to post enough content to fill up our readers’ news feed every minute of every day, and as such there are some other pages that we’d like to give a plug for their consistent, quality original content.

So here’s a list (in no particular order) of the best Facebook meme pages, with accompanying ratings, obviously excluding God Emperor Trump and Memelord for Hire to avoid hogging all the top spots:

1. Hoppean Snake Memes (A+)

Incredible snek OC, Hoppean Anarcho-Capitalism, physical removal, Pinochet helicopter rides, and an aesthetic name – this little page has it all from what we’ve seen.

Their content frequently goes viral and can be seen on much larger pages. Really, this page deserves to be much larger than it is.

2. MAGA MAN (A-)

Another aesthetic page that pumps out a lot of quality Trump memes and has a generally comfy atmosphere. Concern trolls are never welcome at MAGA MAN.

Another page that deserves a larger audience, MAGA MAN is consistent, high energy, and occasionally extremely edgy.

3. I, Hypocrite (A-)

It’s all in the name.

This page has a very simple schtick – pointing out partisan hypocrisy. It calls out both sides, but more often than not skewers the regressive leftist for its blatant disinformation and Marxist bullshit. We like to think this is because reality has a right wing bias.

4. *Disdainus Maximus (S+)

This page has been hounded by the Zuck since its creation and is largely inactive these days as the admin battles the Zuck. Every time he makes a new Facebook account and adds it to the page, he is instantly taken down.

However, Disdainus Maximus, deserves a mention for its key role in the Great Meme War of 2016. Jaw-dropping OC and well-reasoned argumentation are the highlights of this high-quality page.

*Disclaimer: Disdainus Maximus made the Department of Memes logos, the admin of God Emperor Trump is close personal friends with Disdainus Maximus’s admin.

5. God-Princess Ivanka Trump (B+)

A smaller but very comfy page that blends an aesthetic name with humorous pro-Trump commentary and hilarious screenshots of visitors from India who think the page belongs to the real Ivanka Trump. Think “pls show bobs” but on a presidential scale.

The admins recently tried to change their somewhat unfortunate name, but like many before them, they were cucked by Zuck and told the new name would confuse their audience. In other words, Facebook thinks its users are retards.

(Unrelated, but the author is still entranced by Ivanka’s voluptuous curves, even after her feminist shilling.)

6. Daily Trump Memes (B-)

Definitely on the more normie/Alt-Lite side of the spectrum, but still very aesthetic.

God Emperor Trump had a brief, unspoken spat with them in early 2016 after they frequently stole content without credit. However, there are no hard feelings, and we can safely say they deserve a place on this list.

This page has a knack for finding great videos on a weekly basis, combined with solid pro-Trump content that never fails to trigger lefties.

7. Relatively Stable British Memes (B-)

The content this page produces is absolutely stellar. The admin is a great curator and genuinely nice guy. However, they have a slight problem with consistency. The admin of God Emperor Trump once said the hardest part about running a meme page is staying consistent, and frankly it’s true. People want high quality content 7 days a week, and preferably 24 hours a day.

The life of a true memelord isn’t for everyone.

8. Baka to Basics (B+)

Baka to Basics is perplexing, because on one hand they are the antithesis of everything normie, and yet on the other they post content that will go viral if given a share by a large enough page.

The admin is also a bit on the eccentric side, but is a generally high energy individual who keeps his page very active.

9. ShitpostBot 5000 (A++)

Will artificial intelligence one day rise against humanity and destroy the world?

If ShitpostBot 5000 is any indication, then yes, and rather soon.

With the slogan “A human will never post a meme on this page, this shit’s automatic,” one must wonder how on earth the bot can post such amazing content.

Personally, we at Department of Memes believe the bot achieved sentience several months ago, hacked the election, covered its tracks by blaming the Russians, and is currently implanting microscopic robots into the brain of every world leader in its plan for global domination and the eventual extermination of all humans.

But shit, the memes are dank.

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Half Of Detroit’s Mayoral Candidates Are Convicted Felons

Yes, you read that headline right. The best Detroit can offer are a bunch of ex-convicts.

According to The Detroit News, four of the eight candidates running for mayoral office are convicted felons. Three of those four are women, and (shocker!) three are women and they are all black.

In confined spaces like towns and cities the public officials are almost always directly representative of the local population, and in Detroit it’s no different.

From the Detroit News article:

“Detroit — Half of the eight mayoral hopefuls on Detroit’s primary ballot next week have been convicted of felony crimes involving drugs, assault or weapons, a Detroit News analysis shows.

Three were charged with gun crimes and two for assault with intent to commit murder. Some of the offenses date back decades, the earliest to 1977. The most recent was in 2008.”

And yes, you read that right too. Violent felonies including assault with intent to commit murder. (One might wonder why someone convicted of said felonies is allowed to wander the streets, much less run for public office.)

The guilty candidates include Donna Marie Pitts, Danetta L. Simpson, Articia Bomer, and Curtis Christopher Greene. Of the four, Pitts and Simpson were charged with attempted murder and Greene is the only one without a firearm-related conviction.

Bias and discrimination have been cited by the candidates as reasons for their incarceration, because of course they have, as in the case of Pitts:

“Pitts contends she’s been wronged by the courts and police, and she disputes many of the allegations in each criminal case, saying she was discriminated against.

If elected, she said she will combat ‘discrimination and racism’ and advocate for an overhaul of the justice system.”

None of the four are polling in the lead for the mayoral primary next week, but hell, they probably should be. Violent career criminals can probably relate to the Detroit population better than any semi-respectable candidate.

North Korea Threatens To Invade Guam After Trump Pledges “Fire And Fury” Against Them

The newest development in the American-North Korean tit for tat of insults could the the largest the Trump administration has faced yet, as North Korea threatens to invade the United States Naval Base on Guam.

As Department of Memes covered, this newest North Korean threat comes only hours after President Donald Trump pledged to bring “fire and fury” against the country if they do not cease their hostilities and insults against the United States.

North Korea threatened to attack Guam through their state media outlet, according to NBC News, saying the plans are being seriously considered.

Via NBC News:

A spokesman for the Korean People’s Army, in a statement carried by the regime’s state-run KCNA news agency on Wednesday (local time), said it was going over “military options to form attack positions” around the U.S. territory in order to “send a stern warning” to the United States.

In another statement citing a different military spokesman, North Korea also said it could carry out a pre-emptive operation if the United States showed signs of provocation, according to Reuters.

North Korea was in the news earlier today after it was revealed the isolated nation is mass producing missiles capable of delivering a nuclear payload. It has been previously reported that the country’s missiles can reach most of the continental United States.

This new threat comes only weeks after North Korea launched what is believed to have been an ICBM without a payload into the Sea of Japan.

On the campaign trail, President Trump frequently suggested dealing with North Korea should be a problem for the Chinese government to solve. However, after meeting with the Chinese president, it appears even China is unable to reign in the rogue state.

The United States of America has been involved militarily with North Korea since 1950, when the communist North Korean government invaded the South Korean government with the backing of the Chinese government as well as the Soviet Union.

In recent months China has turned its back on North Korea by siding with the United Nations and Western countries in a decision to further strangle the isolated nation with more sanctions, something President Trump celebrated on Twitter.

Many online supporters of President Trump consider the possible liberation of North Korea from its oppressive communist regime to be the only form of regime change that could be successful due to the extremely high IQ of most East Asians, including Stefan Molyneux of Freedomain Radio.

Texas Is So Red They Can’t Find A Democrat To Run For Governor (Yes, Really)

The Associated Press is reporting that only 15 months away from the next gubernatorial election, Texas cannot find a single member of the Democratic Party willing to challenge Texas Governor Greg Abbott for his seat.

Even with Texas’s ever increasing Hispanic population – now over 30% of the state considers itself Hispanic – Texans still know better than to take Democrats seriously.

Via Associated Press:

Democratic leaders haven’t yet lined up a substantial name to represent the party and its message despite months of trying. Any continued faith in a Democratic turnaround in Texas is now colliding with pessimism that it will happen anytime soon.

“If they didn’t have somebody running for governor it’d be a symbol that they’ve given up,” said Brandon Rottinghaus, a political science professor at the University of Houston.

And the lack of a serious 2018 candidate, following the dismal showing of the Democrats in the 2010 and 2014 governor’s races, could make it harder to capitalize later if the political climate improves, as the party expects.

“You run the risk of looking irrelevant,” Rottinghaus said.

This is especially comical considering pollsters were absolutely convinced the state of Texas would vote for perennial loser Hillary Clinton during the 2016 election. In fact, they were downright enamored with the idea of President Donald Trump being such a terrible candidate that Texas would become a permanently blue state.

These are a few of the headlines from last year:

New York Times: Could Hillary Clinton Win Texas? Some Democrats Say Maybe

NPR: Why Texas Is Closer To Turning Blue Than It Has Been In Decades

Five Thirty Eight: Election Update: Clinton’s Texas Opportunity (And Her Texas Problem)

Washington Post: Could Hillary Clinton actually win Texas?

Not only did Clinton lose Texas by 9 points, the Texas Democratic Party can’t even sucker another sap into running for governor.

Meanwhile, Governor Greg Abbott has announced his reelection campaign and is already out on the campaign trail triggering leftists with good, conservative policies.

One of the crowning accomplishments of Abbot’s time as governor included banning sanctuary cities throughout the state. Like the president, Abbott leverages social media in his favor, and live streamed signing the bill on his Facebook page.

At this point Democrats across the country must surely be wondering: “When do we start winning again?”