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Evangelical Pastor Says “God Has Given Trump Authority To Take Out Kim Jong Un”

President Donald Trump received the green light earlier this week on Tuesday from a renowned clergyman to bring down the wrath of God on North Korea, CBN reports.

Robert Jeffress is an Evangelical Southern Baptist pastor and spiritual mentor to President Trump, and he didn’t hold back in a statement about the current tensions with North Korea, commenting, “God has endowed rulers full power to use whatever means necessary – including war – to stop evil.”

Strong words indeed.

Jeffress continued: “In the case of North Korea, God has given Trump authority to take out Kim Jong-UnI’m heartened to see that our president – contrary to what we’ve seen from past administrations, who have taken, at best, a sheepish stance towards dictators and oppressors – will not tolerate any threat against the American people.”

Here is Jeffress’ full statement:

“When it comes to how we should deal with evil doers, the Bible, in the book of Romans, is very clear: God has endowed rulers full power to use whatever means necessary — including war — to stop evil.

In the case of North Korea, God has given Trump authority to take out Kim Jong-Un. I’m heartened to see that our president — contrary to what we’ve seen with past administrations who have taken, at best, a sheepish stance toward dictators and oppressors — will not tolerate any threat against the American people.

When President Trump draws a red line, he will not erase it, move it, or back away from it. Thank God for a President who is serious about protecting our country.”

Jeffress’ admonition comes during escalating tensions with the Kim Jong Un regime, and after President Trump vowed that North Korea would be met with “fire and fury like the world has never seen” if they continued aggressions against the United States and her allies.

In addition to divine permission, Department of Memes published a list of 8 reasons why President Trump should bomb the hell out of North Korea earlier today.

8 Reasons We Should Bomb The Sh*t Out Of North Korea

Inb4 “North Korea is Best Korea you Zionist shill.”

Fuck off.

1. They’ve Had It Coming

North Korean Generals in 1946

North Korea has a long and repulsive history of committing acts of war against the United States, spurred on by feelings of invincibility from backup by China and weak U.S. leadership.

Examples following the Korean War include the attack on the USS Pueblo, the EC-121 shootdown incident, the Korean DMZ Conflict, and numerous unlawful detentions of U.S. citizens in prison camps over the past fifty years.

It’s time for them to feel Uncle Sam’s big cock for once.

2. We’ve Had To Whip Them Into Line Before

The Korean War was not the first time the United States has had to put a boot up Korea’s ass.

In 1871, the Korean Expedition was undertaken to punish Korea for attacking a U.S. merchant steamer that had been sent to negotiate a trade treaty.

Read More: Sec Def Mattis Warns North Korea This Could Mean The End Of Its Regime

In the expedition, Korea was thoroughly humiliated, losing over 200 men compared to three American casualties. It was the type of imperialistic smack down that made us a feared player on the world stage in the days before globalist virtue signalling.

3. Yes, They Are A Threat

Image Credit: Johannes Barre

North Korea does indeed technically have the capability to strike the U.S. mainland, which is why the threats they make now are a lot more serious than in previous years.

In comments sections you may run across concern shills claiming that North Korea is actually an amazing sovereign nation, and that “neocon Drumpf” actually wants to slaughter their pure-hearted innocent citizens to set up banks or some shit.

These people should be duct-taped to the first MOABs dropped on Pyongyang.

4. Speaking Of MOABs

The Mother Of All Bombs has a 15-year shelf life, and 20 of them were made in 2003.

The Trump Administration already demonstrated the abilities of the MOAB earlier this year by dropping it on ISIS. No reason to let the rest of the Mothers go to waste.

5. Kim Jong Un Is A Fat Sack Of Shit

Image Credit: HarryCane

This should be enough, honestly.

6. FREEDOM!

When was the last time we honestly had a “Woo-hah America!” moment in our military action in the last forty years. Outside of a few assassinations of jihadi scum, our foreign policy has largely consisted of corporate wars and interventionism – bombing aspirin factories and building soccer field for little Muslim brats.

It’s about time we did something big on the world stage for our own self-interest, and flipped off the globalist scum at the UN.

7. It Might Be Time To Change The World

“Omigod Memelord For Hire are you actually advocating for nuclear war you sick bastard?!?”

Not necessarily, but something needs to change.

Read More: North Korea Threatens To Attack Guam After Trump Pledges “Fire And Fury” Against Them

The matrix we are stuck in at the moment is not working. The bountiful abundance of peace and economic prosperity has fostered cultural Marxist attitudes that threaten to disembowel the West from the inside out.

With no foreign adversaries to confront, our government has turned to spying on and enslaving its own citizens.

This isn’t just 1984, this is Aldous Huxley’s Brave New World, something big has to change if we are rebuild the greatness of Western society.

8. Unlike 70-IQ Goathumpers In The Middle East, Koreans Are Very, Very Smart

There is a wide body of research that suggests democracy and capitalism only work when a population has a high enough IQ, specifically, one in the lower 90s on average. It goes without saying that after centuries of cousin marrying and brother fucking, the shit-tier Middle Eastern countries the United States tried to force democracy on do not meet this criteria.

Think of some of the nations the Allies liberated during World War 2. Specifically, think about West Germany. It turned into an economic powerhouse and became one of the richest countries in the world once it got a little good old fashioned American freedom.

Here’s the think. Koreans, and East Asians in general, are even smarter than Germans on average.

A united Korea, or even just a liberated North Korea, could be the best, richest ally the United States has ever had.

Indian Man LARPs As Black To Get Accepted Into College, Calls Affirmative Action Racist

In one of the most bizarre and darkly humorous episodes of political correctness being turned around on its head, an Indian man has come forward to tell his story of posing as a black man to get into med school.

Vijay Chokal-Ingam, brother of “The Mindy Project” actress Mindy Kaling, has penned an op-ed for the New York Post detailing his successful strategy to exploit the retarded collegiate affirmative action system by pretending to be “one of the brothas.”

He changed his name on applications, shaved his head and eyelashes, and joined black student groups. The results were shocking.

Via New York Post:

“In the early 1990s, the Division of Community and Minority Programs of the Association of American Medical Colleges devised Project 3,000 by 2000. This program set the quantitative target (a quota — official or unofficial) of increasing minority enrollment in US medical schools from 1,584 to 3,000 between 1990 to 2000.
Many medical schools, including St. Louis University, where I eventually attended, jumped on this program. But the question was whether, in order to achieve their quantitative goal, medical schools were compromising their academic standards, or were they simply going to aggressively recruit minority students? The work of Ward Connerly and Ellen and Jerry Cook suggested that many of the medical schools, especially those in the University of California system, chose the former option. The data suggested that the medical schools were discriminating against their Asian-American and white students and in favor of their black and Hispanic applicants.

I may not have studied all that hard in my economics and statistics classes, but I knew enough to realize that anecdotal evidence was not enough to draw valuable conclusions. I had to work the problem. I studied the statistics and data made public by the Association of American Medical Colleges and came to a surprising conclusion. The data suggested that an Indian-American with my grades (3.1 GPA) and test scores (31 MCAT) was unlikely to gain admission to medical school, but an African-American with the same grades and test scores had a high probability of admission.”

Despite Chokal-Ingam’s middling GPA, he stood a high chance of being accepted by posing as a dindu, due to the discriminatory and unethical race quotas used at most STEM schools.

He goes on:

“While I wasn’t able to pin down the exact number, I reasonably calculated that African-American or Hispanic applicants had as much as a 30 to 40 percent better chance of acceptance than I. This number left me speechless — but it also started my wheels turning.

I ran across a newspaper article about Rommel Nobay, an Indian who lied about being black to gain admission into medical school. Nobay got caught because he lied about a bunch of other stuff on his application, such as being a National Merit Scholar — not because he lied about his race. Light bulb. I wondered if I could pull it off by being completely honest about everything except, of course, my . . . race.

I shaved my head, trimmed my long Indian eyelashes, joined the University of Chicago’s Organization of Black Students (a black friend ran it, knew my scam and got me in) and began applying to medical schools as a black man. I transposed my middle name with my first name and became Jojo, the African-American applicant.”

And that was all it took to get accepted.

The modern education system does not value competence, intelligence, integrity, or perseverance. All that matters is how dark your skin is and how much you can bitch and moan about being a victim.
Chokal-Ingam goes on to express remorse for his deceptive behavior, and concludes with a dire warning about the consequences of affirmative action policies:

“I am not convinced that affirmative action fully benefits the underprivileged. In my application to medical school, I disclosed that my mother was a doctor, my dad an architect, that I drove a nice car, that I didn’t receive financial aid and that I grew up in an affluent section of Boston. I didn’t even say that I was ‘disadvantaged.’ Yet medical schools such as Case Western Reserve University considered me one of their ‘affirmative-action candidates.’

My middle-class white girlfriend asked me, ‘How did a campus rich kid become a candidate for affirmative action?’ Good question.

Second, I think that affirmative action tends to promote racial resentment and perpetuates negative stereotypes. Some Asian-Americans and whites believe they are the victims of affirmative-action discrimination and can feel resentment about it. Affirmative action also furthers negative stereotypes about the professionalism and competency of African-American, Native American, and Hispanic professionals by making it seem like they need special treatment.

Is this really the best solution?”

The 9 Best Facebook Meme Pages – RATED (Besides Us, Of Course)

Department of Memes was started as a joint media project of the God Emperor Trump and Memelord For Hire meme pages, which are unparalleled in terms of following, content quality, and social media influence. We routinely produce the most viral right-wing memes on the interwebs.

However, it’s impossible for us to post enough content to fill up our readers’ news feed every minute of every day, and as such there are some other pages that we’d like to give a plug for their consistent, quality original content.

So here’s a list (in no particular order) of the best Facebook meme pages, with accompanying ratings, obviously excluding God Emperor Trump and Memelord for Hire to avoid hogging all the top spots:

1. Hoppean Snake Memes (A+)

Incredible snek OC, Hoppean Anarcho-Capitalism, physical removal, Pinochet helicopter rides, and an aesthetic name – this little page has it all from what we’ve seen.

Their content frequently goes viral and can be seen on much larger pages. Really, this page deserves to be much larger than it is.

2. MAGA MAN (A-)

Another aesthetic page that pumps out a lot of quality Trump memes and has a generally comfy atmosphere. Concern trolls are never welcome at MAGA MAN.

Another page that deserves a larger audience, MAGA MAN is consistent, high energy, and occasionally extremely edgy.

3. I, Hypocrite (A-)

It’s all in the name.

This page has a very simple schtick – pointing out partisan hypocrisy. It calls out both sides, but more often than not skewers the regressive leftist for its blatant disinformation and Marxist bullshit. We like to think this is because reality has a right wing bias.

4. *Disdainus Maximus (S+)

This page has been hounded by the Zuck since its creation and is largely inactive these days as the admin battles the Zuck. Every time he makes a new Facebook account and adds it to the page, he is instantly taken down.

However, Disdainus Maximus, deserves a mention for its key role in the Great Meme War of 2016. Jaw-dropping OC and well-reasoned argumentation are the highlights of this high-quality page.

*Disclaimer: Disdainus Maximus made the Department of Memes logos, the admin of God Emperor Trump is close personal friends with Disdainus Maximus’s admin.

5. God-Princess Ivanka Trump (B+)

A smaller but very comfy page that blends an aesthetic name with humorous pro-Trump commentary and hilarious screenshots of visitors from India who think the page belongs to the real Ivanka Trump. Think “pls show bobs” but on a presidential scale.

The admins recently tried to change their somewhat unfortunate name, but like many before them, they were cucked by Zuck and told the new name would confuse their audience. In other words, Facebook thinks its users are retards.

(Unrelated, but the author is still entranced by Ivanka’s voluptuous curves, even after her feminist shilling.)

6. Daily Trump Memes (B-)

Definitely on the more normie/Alt-Lite side of the spectrum, but still very aesthetic.

God Emperor Trump had a brief, unspoken spat with them in early 2016 after they frequently stole content without credit. However, there are no hard feelings, and we can safely say they deserve a place on this list.

This page has a knack for finding great videos on a weekly basis, combined with solid pro-Trump content that never fails to trigger lefties.

7. Relatively Stable British Memes (B-)

The content this page produces is absolutely stellar. The admin is a great curator and genuinely nice guy. However, they have a slight problem with consistency. The admin of God Emperor Trump once said the hardest part about running a meme page is staying consistent, and frankly it’s true. People want high quality content 7 days a week, and preferably 24 hours a day.

The life of a true memelord isn’t for everyone.

8. Baka to Basics (B+)

Baka to Basics is perplexing, because on one hand they are the antithesis of everything normie, and yet on the other they post content that will go viral if given a share by a large enough page.

The admin is also a bit on the eccentric side, but is a generally high energy individual who keeps his page very active.

9. ShitpostBot 5000 (A++)

Will artificial intelligence one day rise against humanity and destroy the world?

If ShitpostBot 5000 is any indication, then yes, and rather soon.

With the slogan “A human will never post a meme on this page, this shit’s automatic,” one must wonder how on earth the bot can post such amazing content.

Personally, we at Department of Memes believe the bot achieved sentience several months ago, hacked the election, covered its tracks by blaming the Russians, and is currently implanting microscopic robots into the brain of every world leader in its plan for global domination and the eventual extermination of all humans.

But shit, the memes are dank.

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Half Of Detroit’s Mayoral Candidates Are Convicted Felons

Yes, you read that headline right. The best Detroit can offer are a bunch of ex-convicts.

According to The Detroit News, four of the eight candidates running for mayoral office are convicted felons. Three of those four are women, and (shocker!) three are women and they are all black.

In confined spaces like towns and cities the public officials are almost always directly representative of the local population, and in Detroit it’s no different.

From the Detroit News article:

“Detroit — Half of the eight mayoral hopefuls on Detroit’s primary ballot next week have been convicted of felony crimes involving drugs, assault or weapons, a Detroit News analysis shows.

Three were charged with gun crimes and two for assault with intent to commit murder. Some of the offenses date back decades, the earliest to 1977. The most recent was in 2008.”

And yes, you read that right too. Violent felonies including assault with intent to commit murder. (One might wonder why someone convicted of said felonies is allowed to wander the streets, much less run for public office.)

The guilty candidates include Donna Marie Pitts, Danetta L. Simpson, Articia Bomer, and Curtis Christopher Greene. Of the four, Pitts and Simpson were charged with attempted murder and Greene is the only one without a firearm-related conviction.

Bias and discrimination have been cited by the candidates as reasons for their incarceration, because of course they have, as in the case of Pitts:

“Pitts contends she’s been wronged by the courts and police, and she disputes many of the allegations in each criminal case, saying she was discriminated against.

If elected, she said she will combat ‘discrimination and racism’ and advocate for an overhaul of the justice system.”

None of the four are polling in the lead for the mayoral primary next week, but hell, they probably should be. Violent career criminals can probably relate to the Detroit population better than any semi-respectable candidate.

Salon Can Barely Pay Its Rent And We Couldn’t Be Happier

Image Credit: Gage Skidmore

Pro-pedophilia and libshit opinion site Salon is in deep trouble according to New York Post, unable to pay back rent after already being evicted from its offices in 2016.

It’s downright orgasmic to see an outlet that produced articles like “Meet Pedophiles Who Mean Well” and “White men must be stopped: The very future of mankind depends on it” (talk about unprofessional headline editing) crash and burn like the giant pile of garbage it is.

In a world of shit-tier leftist sites clogging the interwebs, Salon may only rank below (or even with) Huffington Post as the most cancerous online publication in the Western Hemisphere.

Thankfully, they are big league failures.

Via New York Post:

“Salon, the struggling digital publisher, is having trouble paying its rent.

A landlord who late last year evicted Salon from its New York offices for nonpayment of $90,000 in back rent is now trying to force the digital publisher to pay more than $700,000 for the unused portion of a five-year lease that is slated to run through September 2019.

Salon had been paying over $300,000 a year to Vbgo Penn Plaza for offices at 31 Penn Plaza, near Madison Square Garden.

By the fall of 2016, according to a suit filed recently in Manhattan state court, Salon had already fallen behind in its rent covering the period from July 2016 to Sept. 30, to the tune of $90,565. Vbgo said it evicted Salon in December and now is trying to get the struggling Web media company to pay up for the rest of the lease.”

Here’s a lesson to you, kids: don’t write articles advocating pedophilia if you want to be able to pay your rent.

‘F*ck Zuck 2020’ Street Art Appears As Zuck Hires Democrat Operatives 

As word of a possible 2020 presidential bid by Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg hits the streets, so does some savage street art by Los Angeles-based political street artist Sabo of UnsavoryAgents.com.

Zuckerberg has been hiring multiple Democrat Party operatives, adding credence to the theory that he is indeed aspiring to be the next leader of the free world. As Politico reported:

“Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg and his wife, Priscilla Chan, have hired Democratic pollster Joel Benenson, a former top adviser to President Barack Obama and the chief strategist for Hillary Clinton’s failed 2016 presidential campaign, as a consultant, according to a person familiar with the hire.

Benenson’s company, Benenson Strategy Group, will be conducting research for the Chan Zuckerberg Initiative, the couple’s philanthropy. The organization — whose mission statement, according to its website, is ‘advancing human potential and promoting equality’ — is endowed with the couple’s Facebook fortune.

Zuckerberg and Chan have vowed to give away 99 percent of their Facebook shares, worth an estimated $45 billion, to charity. Bringing on Benenson is the latest sign that they’re pushing their philanthropic work more heavily into the political and policy world.

In January, the couple hired David Plouffe, campaign manager for Obama’s 2008 presidential run, as president of policy and advocacy. Plouffe had previously worked at Uber. Ken Mehlman, who ran President George W. Bush’s 2004 reelection campaign, also sits on the board.

And earlier this year, the couple also brought on Amy Dudley, a former communications adviser to Virginia Democratic Sen. Tim Kaine.”

The street art by Sabo is a direct punch at Zuckerberg’s political aspirations. The signs boldly state “F*ck Zuck 2020” in capital letters, with a middle finger version of Facebook’s blue-cuffed hand in place of the “u” in Fuck.

The Pasadena art was posted on Facebook and shows the posters in various locations, including on top of traffic lights.

All in all, it’s safe to assume any political ventures by Zuckerberg would be poorly received by a significant portion of the population.

Chelsea Handler Says ‘Racism’ Should Be A Crime, Gets Roasted On Twitter

Image Credit: Peter Dutton

It’s always fun to see leftists self-implode on social media. The tide of popular opinion has shifted enough that there is now serious blow back for retarded statements that might have gone unchallenged in previous years.

A perfect example is a tweet from so-called comedian and massive slut Chelsea Handler that was posted Sunday night: “2 Chinese guys were arrested in Berlin for making nazi salutes. Wouldn’t it be nice [to] have laws here for people who think racism is funny?”

No. We don’t have any such laws here because we’re not fucking Orwellian scum. Feel free to move to Berlin if you want to live in a third-world police state, Chelsea. (What is it with ugly broads named Chelsea, anyway?)

But I digress.

The response to Handler’s tweet has been nothing sort of epic. The replies are absolutely brutal, calling her everything from a crazy cat lady to a generally awful human being. In fact, the only response in the top replies that had anything positive to say about the OP was a dubious “she may be an awful person, but them titties ain’t awful.”

Other replies were more poignant. Mark Dice called it the day’s dumbest tweet, whilst user JeremyACrosby wondered “I wonder if she is in favour of this new law being retroactive, as she has told countless racist jokes over the years?”

Other replies poned fun at Handler’s lonely cat wench demeanor, suggesting she smells of used cat litter and is single for a reason. “I wouldn’t wish that #Biatch on any man!!!” Mustang4Justice intoned.

It was, all-in-all, a savage internet smackdown on an irrelevant feminist hag that had the misfortune of being dumb enough to broadcast her ludicrous opinions on social media to the internet hate machine.

7 Ways To Avoid Getting Zucced On Facebook

Department of Memes recently published a very popular article about the 7 Words You Can’t Say On Facebook. It addressed one of the main problems plaguing those with right-of-center opinions on Facebook: censorship.

Express a wrong political opinion and you will be postblocked, banned, and deleted. If some libshits or butthurt centrists don’t like an opinion you have, they can just report you enough times and zucc will eventually come down on you like a ton of bricks. (Unless you’re posting videos of explicit sex or people dying, then you’re usually fine.)

Here are a few pro tips on how to make yourself less of an easy target for the Zucc:

1. Multiple Alt Accounts

This is the first rule of shitposting. You will need multiple sock accounts. They can be in your real name or under a pseudonym, but you want to make them long before you need them.

Facebook will eventually try to ban all of your accounts by demanding proof of ID. If you use your real name on sock accounts, you can foil this almost entirely. Otherwise, we have heard reports of people sending grotesque Peepee Poopoo Pepes in and having success.

In extreme cases, such as if you’re a devoted page admin or memelord, if you shitpost hard enough Facebook will track you by your device, IP address, and satellite geolocation to completely lock you out of their platform.

At that point you’ll need special skills to try to bypass their protocols that are too elaborate and probably unethical to be detailed here.

2. Don’t Attract Attention

Keep your head down in certain settings. Stay away from the 7 Words You Can’t Say On Facebook on your real accounts and only reveal your full power level in secret groups or private messages. Beware, Zuck can – and will – ban you even if you only use the words in secret groups thanks to his anti-free speech algorithms.

We’re not telling you to cuck out here, because literally every right-of-center opinion is potentially zuccable hate speech under the Facebook Community Standards, and obviously no one has any intention of censoring their personal opinions.

Just be prudent.

3. Support And Follow The God Emperor Trump Family

We are the only group of pages to successfully fight back against the Zuck to get a page republished after it was taken down by Facebook’s PC Police. In fact, we made it happen twice.

My personal page, Memelord For Hire, is still standing after multiple organized mass reports from various leftist and centrist groups, though it’s anybody’s guess how long I can cheat the zucc.

By continuing to read Department of Memes and buying official God Emperor Trump merchandise, you’re supporting the fight for free speech and pissing off leftists at the same time.

4. Don’t Participate In Facebook Surveys/Questionnaires

Facebook actively spies on all of its users through Google and logs every page and post you like in an attempt to determine your political affiliation.

Don’t help them out by giving them even more of your information. Make them earn every little last drop of metadata.

5. Use Messenger Group Chats Instead Of Facebook Groups

Closed or secret groups may seem safe, but Facebook’s algorithms can sniff out controversial opinions in even the most tightly regulated groups.

Messenger is still immune from word algorithms, and you can just as easily call your friends names and plot the destruction of Zuckerberg’s castle made of sand in a private chat.

6. LARP As A Liberal When Possible

Leftists are relatively immune from censorship since their opinions align with those of the employees at Facebook.

If you appear liberal, the chances of getting successfully reported go down significantly.

Not only that, Facebook will probably give you a boost in getting top comment whenever you post on a liberal page.

7. Never Give Up

The reason they fight so hard to censor our opinions is because are winning the culture war, and they are afraid that our ideas are so common-sense that people will agree with us. They want to keep us on the fringe.

We have to strive harder.

Share more memes, post more copypastas, drop more banter on cucks, and keep shitposting IRL.

Buzzfeed Is Horrified Because Kids Use Trump’s Insults On Other Kids

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Department of Memes found something yesterday morning that’s about as rare as a virgin in a Thailand whorehouse: an amusing article from Buzzfeed.

Of course, since Buzzfeed is a failing pile of garbage, the story is only amusing when read ironically. The fear and delusion of the writers is palpable, and they seem to be very worked up about a civil rights crisis sweeping the nation – children quoting President Donald Trump to their classmates.

We’ll take a look at the highlights of the piece and point and laugh accordingly, while simultaneously reveling in awe at the based exploits of Generation Z.

From the article:

“Donald Trump’s campaign and election have added an alarming twist to school bullying, with white students using the president’s words and slogans to bully Latino, Middle Eastern, black, Asian, and Jewish classmates. In the first comprehensive review of post-election bullying, BuzzFeed News has confirmed more than 50 incidents, across 26 states, in which a K-12 student invoked Trump’s name or message in an apparent effort to harass a classmate during the past school year.

In the parking lot of a high school in Shakopee, Minnesota, boys in Donald Trump shirts gathered around a black teenage girl and sang a portion of ‘The Star-Spangled Banner,’ replacing the closing line with ‘and the home of the slaves.’ On a playground at an elementary school in Albuquerque, New Mexico, third-graders surrounded a boy and chanted ‘Trump! Trump! Trump!’

On a school bus in San Antonio, Texas, a white eighth-grader said to a Filipino classmate, ‘You are going to be deported.’ In a classroom in Brea, California, a white eighth-grader told a black classmate, ‘Now that Trump won, you’re going to have to go back to Africa, where you belong.’ In the hallway of a high school in San Mateo County, California, a white student told two biracial girls to ‘go back home to whatever country you’re from.’ In Louisville, Kentucky, a third-grade boy chased a Latina girl around the classroom shouting ‘Build the wall!’ In a stadium parking lot in Jacksonville, Florida, after a high school football game, white students chanted at black students from the opposing school: ‘Donald Trump! Donald Trump! Donald Trump!'”

Oh, the horror!

On the one hand, Buzzfeed is latent fake news and most, if not all, of these incidents are unverified, but on the other, there is a cultural revolution sweeping the nation. Kids are breaking out of the bubble of communist indoctrination in school and telling political correctness to fuck off in the most hilarious fashion possible.

Related: High School Teacher Brainwashes His Students Into Protesting Trump

The Buzzfeed piece doesn’t stop there. It reads like a goddamn novel about kids saying funny things to each other at school. There’s even a cool little map of the U.S. documenting each location where a kid supposedly said something about Trump at school.

It looks similar to maps that chart terrorist attacks… except we know Buzzfeed has never written an article about that.

One part of the piece is highlighted in bold, orange text: “Kids, like the president, tend to enjoy a good troll.”

Yeah, no shit, Sherlock.

Perhaps the best part of the article is the internalized horror of the writers upon realizing that they are losing the culture war. We’ve been pumping our globalist anti-white propaganda down these kids’ throats since they were in kindergarten- what went wrong?

Read More: Leftists Want To Ban College Algebra Because It’s Hard For Black Kids

What went wrong is you’ve been pumping globalist anti-white propaganda down kids’ throats since they were in kindergarten.

The article continues to religiously document supposed hate speech in school for paragraph after paragraph. It’s like reading an obituary for political correctness.

One such example our readers may remember is the time a black teacher who railed against Trump in the classroom and called students racist was shocked when they pranked her with pro-Trump images on a whiteboard and mocked the prominent gap between her two front teeth.

The left is getting beaten, and they’re getting beaten big league.