Rolling Stone Wonders: “Why Can’t Justin Trudeau Be Our President?”

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Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is widely regarded as a trainwreck to all but those Canadians except those the most enamored with social justice. Trudeau marches in gay pride parades, hangs out with trans women, wears goofy socks to meetings with other geopolitical leaders, and the largest legislative accomplishment during his time in office has been to legalize bestiality.

Most recently, Trudeau is the first Western leader to hand 10.5 million dollars to a terrorist and and then defend thedecision. It is not a stretch to say Trudeau is not well respected among Canadians or Americans.

God Emperor Trump

And yet, Rolling Stone deeply wants this man to be President of the United States.

The actual Rolling Stone piece by the Rolling Stone reads like a bad Twilight fanfiction, going on and on about Trudeau’s “modulated, indoor voice” and agonizing about the fact that “his dark hair is a color found in nature.”

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When your main praise for an individual (especially a politician) consists of shallow physical compliments, people are going to question your credibility.

At the end of the day, Trudeau is still just a joke, albeit a very influential one.

Sorry Rolling Stone, but if you wanted a Canadian president you should have voted for Senator Ted Cruz.



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