5. “Only Rosie O’ Donnell”
In response to shrill accusations by debate moderator Megyn Kelly, who accused Trump of calling women fat pigs, slobs, and disgusting animals.
The Donald had previously dissed Rosie in one of his Trump Vlogs: “I’d look her right in that fat ugly face of hers, and I’d say, ‘Rosie, You’re Fired’…“
4. “Oh Yeah, You’re A Real Tough Guy, Jeb”
In response to Jeb Bush saying America needed a tough leader during the Republican Primary debates.
Trump frequently dissed “Low Energy” Jeb during the debates, shushing him with “quiet”, and frequently commenting on Bush’s poor poll numbers as the latter kept “moving farther and farther toward the end” of the debate stages.
3. “You Are Fake News”
During a 2017 press conference verbal bout with CNN’s Jim Acosta. After rebuking CNN and Buzzfeed – “a failing pile of garbage” – Trump engaged the disruptive and combative Acosta, telling him to sit down, be quiet, and not be rude, before ultimately dropping the “fake news” bant hammer.
Shortly after the press conference someone edited Acosta’s Wikipedia page to show a 2017 cause of death by “Trump Banter”.
2. “I Would Bomb The Shit Out Of ‘Em”
In reference to ISIS and the oil fields they control in the Middle East. It was a beautiful hard-hitting line that elicited Big League support from the crowd and used multiple times by Trump at campaign rallies before he cut down on his use of profanity on the campaign trail.
1. “Because You’d Be In Jail”
The most thug-lifed moment of the 2016 campaign, this epic retort came as Hillary Clinton slunk back to her debate stool after declaring that it was “awfully good” that a man like Donald Trump was not “in charge of the law in our country”.
The line was met with a glorious roar of shock and applause from the audience, and massively triggered cuck debate moderator Anderson Cooper, who hoarsely snapped at the crowd to quiet down.
But the damage had already been done. Trump’s response would go on to be what many considered as the turning point of the 2016 election, and just a couple weeks layer he went on to a massive lanslide victory in the electoral college.
Q: “Whats the difference between a wet raccoon and Donald Trump’s hair?”.
A: “A wet raccoon doesn’t have 7 billion fucking dollars in the bank.”
The clinching line at Comedy Central’s “The Roast Of Donald Trump”, in which The Don pilloried Whitney Cummings, Snoop Dogg, and other low-rate celebrities on the roast panel.