Idiots Are Crowdfunding To Buy Twitter To Ban Trump, Have Raised 0.004% Of Their Goal

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In their latest break with reality, leftists are trying to raise $1 billion to buy and ban President Trump from the platform. As of Thursday morning, they have raised $40,000, or approximately 0.004% of their goal. 

God Emperor Trump

The project was started by former undercover CIA agent and deep state fanatic Valerie Plame Wilson, who first posted the campaign on Twitter on August 18. It took an entire 6 days to raise 40,000, with most coming after a slew of media coverage earlier this week. Plame Wilson seems to think this is still a phenomenal idea even though it is bound to fail hilariously.

The GoFundMe page is terrible and we refuse to link to the non-archived version, but this is what it says:

“Donald Trump has done a lot of horrible things on Twitter. From emboldening white supremacists to promoting violence against journalists, his tweets damage the country and put people in harm’s way. But threatening actual nuclear war with North Korea takes it to a dangerous new level.

It’s time to shut him down. The bad news is Twitter has ignored growing calls to enforce their own community standards and delete Trump’s account. The good news is we can make that decision for them.

Twitter is a publicly traded company. Shares = power. This GoFundMe will fund the purchase of a controlling interest in Twitter. At the current market rate that would require over a billion dollars — but that’s a small price to pay to take away Trump’s most powerful megaphone and prevent a horrific nuclear war.”

$40,000 raised over six days roughly breaks down to about $6,666 per day (very apt, we know), which means if the campaign keeps its current pace, which is very unlikely, Plame Wilson might reach her goal in roughly 411 years.

Stop A Commie

But don’t worry, once she realized what a stupid idea this is, she decided that she will instead donate all funds to a globalist organization that thinks it is somehow feasible to get rid of nuclear weapons. Why on earth GoFundMe is okay with someone starting a fundraiser and advertising it publicly with one goal, and then updating it a few days later with an entire different goal, is unknown.

“We have a long way to go to reach our ambitious $1b goal, but don’t worry! All proceeds will be donated to Global Zero, an incredible charitable organization I’m so proud to support. I won’t be keeping a penny of these funds personally. Instead, all donations will be put toward organizing the public against nuclear war and stopping Trump’s dangerous escalation of the North Korea crisis — before it’s too late.”

Blatantly dishonest fundraising by a mentally inept or deranged woman who swallows her own propaganda. As President Trump might say on Twitter, “SAD!”



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