“Buzzfeed is a failing pile of garbage” – President Donald Trump
The rules for this shitpost I’m passing off as an article were simple: the headlines have to be accessible on Buzzfeed’s website right now. No clicking allowed. I just went to buzzfeed.com and looked for the most half assed, retarded collections of word vomit called “content” I could find, and — in typical Buzzfeed fashion — I shitposted them here for your viewing pleasure.
Let’s get started:
- This Girl Held A Maternity Photoshoot For Her Pregnant Dog
- Tell Us Your Piercing Horror Story
- Dang, Kate Sanders Went Through Some Real Shit On Lizzie McGuire And We Need To Talk About It
- 16 Tattoo Horror Stories That Will Make You Scream
- What US President Are You Based On Your Cereal Preferences?
- Create A TV Squad And We’ll Sort You Into A Hogwarts House
- Literally Just 15 Hilariously Fake Blue Ivy Reactions To Beyonce’s Twins
- This Is What The Cast Of “Lizzie McGuire” Looks Like Now
- 8 Yes Or No Questions That’ll Reveal Whether You’re Ready To Have Anal Sex Tonight
- These Videos Of Hilary Duff Doing Crazy Flips Have Got Me Shook
- You Get Turned Into A Zombie, But What Kind Of Zombie Are You?
- Tattooing Freckles On Your Face Is A Trend And People Are Like “Hmmmm…”
- You’re Only An Awkward Brit If You Do 27 Out Of These 43 Things
- Which “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt” Character Are You
- This Is What Harry Potter Books Look Like Around The World
- 193 Thoughts We Have About The “Pretty Little Liars” Season Finale
- These Emotional Stories Show How Harry Potter Has Changed Lives
- Ex-Mario Kart Players Play Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
- Britney Spears Has Been Photographing Her Boyfriend Basically Naked And The Photos Will Leave You Wet And Horny
- 23 Tweets About Dogs That’ll Make You Whisper “Good Boy” To Yourself 23 Times
- Wombats Are So Underrated
There were actually more Harry Potter headlines. Like seven that I didn’t include. Honestly I could have kept going indefinitely, but I’m afraid I have eye cancer.