21 Buzzfeed Headlines That Will Make You Realize Journalism Is Dead

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“Buzzfeed is a failing pile of garbage” – President Donald Trump

The rules for this shitpost I’m passing off as an article were simple: the headlines have to be accessible on Buzzfeed’s website right now. No clicking allowed. I just went to buzzfeed.com and looked for the most half assed, retarded collections of word vomit called “content” I could find, and — in typical Buzzfeed fashion — I shitposted them here for your viewing pleasure.

Let’s get started:

Stop A Commie
  1. This Girl Held A Maternity Photoshoot For Her Pregnant Dog
  2. Tell Us Your Piercing Horror Story
  3. Dang, Kate Sanders Went Through Some Real Shit On Lizzie McGuire And We Need To Talk About It
  4. 16 Tattoo Horror Stories That Will Make You Scream
  5. What US President Are You Based On Your Cereal Preferences?
  6. Create A TV Squad And We’ll Sort You Into A Hogwarts House
  7. Literally Just 15 Hilariously Fake Blue Ivy Reactions To Beyonce’s Twins
  8. This Is What The Cast Of “Lizzie McGuire” Looks Like Now
  9. 8 Yes Or No Questions That’ll Reveal Whether You’re Ready To Have Anal Sex Tonight
  10. These Videos Of Hilary Duff Doing Crazy Flips Have Got Me Shook
  11. You Get Turned Into A Zombie, But What Kind Of Zombie Are You?
  12. Tattooing Freckles On Your Face Is A Trend And People Are Like “Hmmmm…”
  13. You’re Only An Awkward Brit If You Do 27 Out Of These 43 Things
  14. Which “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt” Character Are You
  15. This Is What Harry Potter Books Look Like Around The World
  16. 193 Thoughts We Have About The “Pretty Little Liars” Season Finale
  17. These Emotional Stories Show How Harry Potter Has Changed Lives
  18. Ex-Mario Kart Players Play Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
  19. Britney Spears Has Been Photographing Her Boyfriend Basically Naked And The Photos Will Leave You Wet And Horny
  20. 23 Tweets About Dogs That’ll Make You Whisper “Good Boy” To Yourself 23 Times
  21. Wombats Are So Underrated

There were actually more Harry Potter headlines. Like seven that I didn’t include. Honestly I could have kept going indefinitely, but I’m afraid I have eye cancer.

Happy shitposting!



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